BugBite Teether

When babies are born, they really can’t defend themselves from zombie invasion. About all they can do is hope that their brains are small enough to not be noticed in the teeming hordes of screaming adult humans. If that fails, they need to hope their supersonic screaming drives away the zombies. Luckily, at about six months, babies start to get teeth, giving them a line of defense. It’s important for parents to encourage their baby to use these shiny white weapons by giving them a teether. The perfect bite for your lil’ zombie survivor-to-be, the BugBite Teether is a single ring that swivels in and out of a hard plastic case. After a long day of chewing practice, the case pops open for cleaning and can even be put in the top rack of your dishwasher. The loop can be attached to a lanyard or pacifier clip so it’s perfect for the baby on-the-go. Most importantly , the BugBite teether is made in the USA of materials totally safe for baby nomming. That is, nomming BY a baby, not nomming of baby. They’re delicious. (The teether, not babies. We think. Uhhhhh… brains….)
BugBite Teether